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>A boss has to interview four girls for a secretary’s position. He thought >of a question and asked each one of them: > > Every night after dinner, Gary goes to a secluded garden behind the > center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, > Mildred, an 87yrs old resident, too, wanders into the garden. > > > > Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Gary and make sure he was O.K. > She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by > the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Gary’s > manhood. > Surinder’s uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was > his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of > place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight > meal, the uncle declared loudly, “I have brought my own lunch. > Make sure you don’t charge me for food and drinks!” > > > “Wheat of India!” replied the uncle proudly. There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes. The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night." Shocked, the Mother says, "how do you know?" The little girl replies, "I licked the icing off the sofa." A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. "Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon." "That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to." "Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted. "Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it." After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset." "Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon," replied Willis.
Yellowz..hmm..this might just be the 1st time anyone hearing me say this..but hey..
I dont have time to update my blog..lmao..too busy..doing..uh..stuffz...lol..
So well..my blog will be un-updated for awhile..until i get some great stuff to post :) , whichever way it is..just drop by everynow and then to check :), i'll try to find something nice to post up..haha..
Anyway..here are some..uh..jokes if u can call them..haha..
Joke 1 :
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> Boss: “A woman normally has two mouths, What’s the difference between the > two?”
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> The first one answered: One can talk but the other can’t.
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> Second answered: one is vertical and the other is horizontal.
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> Third answered: one is hairy, the other isn’t.
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> The last one answered: One is for my use and the other is for my boss.
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> Boss: You’re hired! Report to work tomorrow
Joke 2:
Gary is 95yrs old and lives in a senior citizen home.
> They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. > After a short lull in their conversation Gary turns to Mildred and asks, > “Do you know what I miss most of all?”
> She asks, “What?”
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> “SEX!” he replies.
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> Mildred exclaims, “Why you old fart, you couldn’t get it up even if I held a > gun to your head!”
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> “I know,” Gary says, “but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it > for a while.”
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> “Well, I can oblige,” says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his > manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly > each night > in the garden where they would sit, talk and Mildred would hold Gary’s > manhood.
> Then, one night, Gary didn’t show up at their usual meeting place.
> Furious, Mildred yelled, “You two-timing creep! > What does Ethel have that I don’t have?”
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> Old Gary smiled happily and replied……. > “Parkinson’s!”
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(> The hands of a Parkinson disease patient shakes involuntarily)….haa!!haa!!!Joke 3:
> So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading > out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American > history researcher, who was curious about the food. “Excuse me, what is > that drink?” he asked.
> The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, “Milk of > India!”
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> Then the uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. > “And what is that dish?” asked the curious American.
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> Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the > American.
> “What is it?” asked the American.
> “Sweet of India!” replied the old man.
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> After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud > “Pooooooooot!” from the uncle.
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> “What was that?” asked the American in disgust.
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> The old man replied coolly, “That’s Air India!”Joke 4Joke 5